A 17 Year Old Kid Snuck into the Democratic Debate

"wizkashifa" (wizkashifa) 01/21/2016 at 22:05 • Filed to: DemDebate, Politics, Democratic Debate, that jacket tho

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Charleston, South Carolina. Sunday. A wild Chinese silken Thanksgiving-esque dinner jacket appears near Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, it befuddles the Internet and drives them into a stir. Little do the Internet or any of the Secret Service agents and staffers know, but that jacket is worn by Louis Shenker, a 17 year old from Masschussets. Shenker had neither tickets nor any sort of credentials to the Democratic Debate, yet he managed to convince security and a cadre of journalists that he was important enough to watch the three remaining Democratic candidates face off in the last debate before Iowa. Below is his story.

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DrJohannVegas > wizkashifa 01/21/2016 at 22:08

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That’s a badass jacket. I bet the guards thought he was gonna be on stage, or was a major donor.

OPPOsaurus WRX > wizkashifa 01/21/2016 at 22:09

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unfortunately this kid would probably do a better job at Pres than any of the people on stage

For Sweden > wizkashifa 01/21/2016 at 22:10

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MILLENIAL SPOTTED. ENGAGE ENGAGE PROTOCOL

PushToStart > wizkashifa 01/21/2016 at 22:16

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wtf, is this guy Frank Abagnale Jr.’s son? (Catch me if you can)

That’s a hell of a thing to pull off

Chariotoflove > wizkashifa 01/21/2016 at 22:20

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Don’t need to read what he said. It’s clear from his attire and hair that he time traveled from the 80s, possibly with the help of aliens, to appear inside of security.

I like the jacket.

ETA: just read his story. If it’s like he told it, this kids got some iron cojones.

R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > wizkashifa 01/21/2016 at 22:25

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dat social engineering doe

Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. > DrJohannVegas 01/21/2016 at 22:27

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Whelp add it to the bucket list.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > wizkashifa 01/21/2016 at 22:27

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I’m impressed.

Übel > For Sweden 01/21/2016 at 22:30

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*ProtoCOOL

dogisbadob > wizkashifa 01/21/2016 at 22:31

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He could;ve just gotten a press pass from Yahoo News. They seem to hire anybody!

DrJohannVegas > Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. 01/21/2016 at 22:35

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Great uncle so-and-so better have left enough badass custom jackets for all of us.

Blondude > R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet 01/21/2016 at 22:56

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Act like you know what you’re doing and people won’t question you.

McMike > wizkashifa 01/22/2016 at 05:32

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The reverse gif for this would be “Democratic candidate quickly pulls away when she discovers citizen can’t vote yet”

R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > Blondude 01/22/2016 at 06:04

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Confidence is key.

Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. > DrJohannVegas 01/22/2016 at 08:27

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We just have to get a few stand-outish jackets together and we can begin the great Oppo inquisition of 2016.

Invinciblejets > For Sweden 01/22/2016 at 10:12

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Lol!!!!!